I am a gemini and like puppies and long walks on the beach. I prefer any insertion be smaller than a bowling pin and cleaner that Chuck's mouth. My favorite color is Darqueness and I frequently shop lift from Hot Topic. I name every fecal-child I've had since I was 5 and sometimes I visit them post-natal. I have a large collection of plush animals but I'm not weird. I make all of my income from reselling things on Ebay: ie. beanie babies, Magic the Gathering card, vital organs, children, monkeys and food products that resemble celebrities or religious figures. I have a habit of not wearing pant but I a bit senile so sometimes I don't realize I'm wearing pants which makes for 'interesting accidents'. When people see me for the first time they're surprised I'm out without a walking-helmet. I was voted Most-likely-to-die-because-he-forgot-how-to-breath in my high school annual but they rescinded the title when they realized I would never graduate without a large cash donation. I really miss that lunch lady I can still taste the unique combination flavor of sweat, hair and panyhose in my mouth. I really hate writing these things, I can't never think of anything to say.